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doesn’t offer just any old kind of sports outside of the majors.
Sure, they have the NBA, NHL, Horse Racing, and golf, but that’s only the tip of
the iceberg. They have the Oscars, and they have the dog shows. Pretty soon
they’ll have the Stripper Olympics, and then I’ll be a customer for life.
BetGameDay NBA Wagers
The mighty NBA, although second to dog shows in this column, is represented
well by sportsbook. has lines every night for NBA games,
totals, halves and quarters, plus futures for the championship and conference
winners. On the other hand, there are no division futures to speak of.
limits for sides are $4000 and $2000 for halftime. Halftime totals
are maxed at $500, and all other bets are held to $1000, even moneylines. Which
basically means, in the NBA, who knows who’s going to win on a given night. It’s
a random circus.
BetGameDay Auto Racing Odds and Golf Odds
covers major races such as the Daytona 500 in addition to the
Nextel Cup Championship. It’s another year of racing in circles, folks! Yee-hah!
Same deal with the golf section. You have the four majors and nothing else.
BetGameDay Horse Racing Bets
has given the horse racing odds their own drop down menu. Even
football doesn’t have its own drop down menu. Horse racing has come a long way,
man, a long way. Okay, so not really. Still, it has its own drop down menu.
BetGameDay Wager on the Oscars
Jamie Foxx is getting 1 to 7 to win Best Actor, which is not even close. That
means you’d have to bet $700 to win $100. Some people might like Leo at 6 to 1,
but I think Don Cheadle at 22 to 1 is a much better bet. Hollywood digs those
films that get less recognition and are feel good movies. As for Best Actress,
the category has Hilary “Doomed to play a man or manly character and win awards
for it” Swank, Annette Benning, and Kate Winslet among a few others in a highly
unpredictable race. Regarding Ms. Swank, how funny will it be if she did win? Do
people think she’s great the same way people enjoy Keanu in the Bill and Ted
role? I mean, she’s playing some manly characters, and she does look an awful
lot like a man. I think a sex change would be a damn good career move. Unless
her appeal is that she plays men, but we know she’s a woman. A sex change might
kill that, because then she’d be just another man. I don’t know anymore.
BetGameDay - Bet the Dog Show
Finally, we have dogs. The Terrier Group is leading the pack with 9 to 5
odds. The other groups I’ve never even heard of. Toy group? Are they toy dogs?
And the winner of this year’s best in show is the stuffed Pluto from Disney!
Then there’s the working group, which I can only assume refers to Seeing Eye
dogs, fire truck dogs, and walking detective hounds like McGriff. Take a bite
out of crime! At you can also wager on what breed you think will win,
as well as prop bets like “first dog to take a dump in the middle of the
stadium.” Oh wait, that’s not a dog, that’s Najeh Davenport.
As for the actual props, you can’t be the props for the “gender of the winner”,
which are put into two distinct categories, “male” and “bitch”. Oh man.
Seriously, you can’t fault for using the word “bitch”, after all, it
is the correct term. I wonder, however, if this term is used by
exclusively, or by the actual Wesminster Dog Show itself. And the winner for
best in show, the finest bitch this side of the Mississippi, is Muffy “Hot Legs”
McClain from the McClain Family Ranch! Come on out here, you crazy bitch!
